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The Bad Batch Release Date Revealed

Get ready, the cavalry is arriving May 4th, 2021 on Disney+! The Bad Batch show is premiering on Star Wars day, with later episodes to be released on Fridays. Find… read more The Bad Batch Release Date Revealed

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VIDEO: Holonet History- Sequel Aliens part one

Welcome to Holonet History! Today’s lesson, actually think of us more as a peer tutor who’s your friend and you’re just there for extra credit, includes an overview of new… read more VIDEO: Holonet History- Sequel Aliens part one

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5 Signs Your Girl Isn’t Your Girl and is Actually General Grievous

Maybe she’s just had enough of the aggressive taxation policies of the Republic on the outer rim planets, or maybe she’s the Supreme Commander of the Separatist Droid Army.

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Everything you need to know about this year’s Boonta Eve Classic

Rev up those engines, podracers, because this is going to be an event you do not want to miss! Scheduled during the Hutt’s Boonta Eve holiday celebration on Tatooine, this… read more Everything you need to know about this year’s Boonta Eve Classic

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Anakin’s 7 Sandy Seduction Tips to Make the Ladies Say “Yipee”

Tired of spending your Friday nights desperately trying to pick up girls at the local cantina, but always end up going home alone like a scruffy looking nerf herder? Well… read more Anakin’s 7 Sandy Seduction Tips to Make the Ladies Say “Yipee”

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Everything You Want to Know About Naboo Military Uniforms and Then Some

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is unique among the epic film saga for many reasons. It pushed the bounds of computer generated characters to new heights. It introduced a new… read more Everything You Want to Know About Naboo Military Uniforms and Then Some

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The Unsung Heroics of Ben Quadinaros

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace expanded the galaxy far, far away more than any of the films that preceded it. It introduced us to new faces, new places, and new… read more The Unsung Heroics of Ben Quadinaros

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Jawa juice, but at what cost?

You ever find yourself unable to sleep because you suddenly remember Obi-Wan joyfully enjoying a mug of jawa juice in Attack of the Clones? I sure have lost a few… read more Jawa juice, but at what cost?

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A Galaxy Social Distanced

We can all agree that the number one planet to NOT follow social distance guidelines would be Coruscant. (or any ecumenopolis for that matter.) But if our beloved Star Wars… read more A Galaxy Social Distanced

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The Psychopathic Menace: Qui-Gon Jinn Rampages in 1999 Video Game

Each of the original six Star Wars movies received at least one tie-in video game adapting its story. We could talk for hours about the exhausting sand monsters of Super… read more The Psychopathic Menace: Qui-Gon Jinn Rampages in 1999 Video Game